Everyone told me I looked wonderful

Here I am all decked out for my wedding. It was a lovely affair. All the important people came. The ceremony was so sweet, there was not a dry eye in the place. The goose-pastor said such encouraging words that I had a big tear running down my beak. Afterward at the reception we all had a great time dancing and eating. I danced till I could not waddle. A few of my friends had a bit too much to drink, though, and Martha went off with that awful Phabian and came back with her dress all akimbo.
We left afterwards and flew south for a wonderful honeymoon were we met the most fantastic birds, and we... well, I am too young a bride to tell all...