Summa Cum Laude

After two years of study for Bill and, well, much less time for me, we each got to graduate with a Master's Degree. Bill graduated from St. Xavier University in Chicago just a couple of days before I came to live with him, so I was named Xavier.  
He did okay in his schooling, graduating with a 3.8, not bad but compared compared to my Summa Cum Laude well; he isn't goose poop on the grass by the pond.