Santa's Helper Goose

 
My sisters, Marlana & Amanda, gave me a new outfit for Christmas of '03. I had been directing things for the toy factory at the North Pole. Setting up lists, making toys, directing elves, checking things twice and keeping the jolly fat man from drinking too much (the sot). I had worn my old clothes to a tatter so I really appreciate the new duds. I make them look great, don't I.

I will wear them each year till Santa pukes all over them (he eats too many cookies).